My supervisors response to my ditching. HAHAHAHAHA I expected nothing less @the_oldprospector

Takin a pee and Charlie won’t leave me alone. #whateva

Today me and Christina learned that when heaters are down, cuddling with electrical boxes is the next best thing.

I’m kind of a boy but seriously 😍 I love maroon.

First stop! #america #fuckya

#funshitIfindonmyphone #babydaddy

Been going through the 1000s of pictures on my phone…lol @cavallarin

#facetan #seymour #what

They only had 2XL left in this hoodie. WHAT A COINCIDENCE JUST MY SIZE #barelysqueezedin

Oh my god my face sunburn…. #springriding #fml

More people stealing my phone and thinking its hilarious. Are you satisfied @rcavallarin ???

Probably an Asian #newdriver



That guy behind her is like “dat ass”

Why don’t they have this Machine at my gym:(

(Source: toofit2quit)

(Source: mormonfitspo)



Breakfast Pizza, courtesy of Cafe Frasca in Chicago. It is deliciousness, served on a pizza. 

Wow is that prosciutto? Looks delicious.

  1. Camera: iPhone 4S
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/30th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm