brittanylovesbrandon:

you fucking ugly little cunt i hope you roll that car and die inside of it

(Source: tryingnottomakeasound)

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus

(Source: tonystarkr)

Found this at the bottom of my gym bag. #coffeetimeallday

Ali: bought it on sale for 30$!
Me: do you even know a single song?
Ali: nope! Xoxo wu tang girl
😓 #facepalm

Saving for California is proving to be harder than I thought because suddenly I’m a high-class eater and we spend way too much on groceries. I feel like crawling into a hole and dying

bisweets:

l-p:

I’m Overweight and My Boyfriend’s Not. Big Freaking Deal

My boyfriend Ali is 5’10” with friendly blue eyes, a dimpled smile and a fit, muscular body. He’s someone you’d expect to see with a really hot, thin woman…not an overweight girl like me. 

We’ve been dating for 18 months, and wherever we go—whether we’re walking hand in hand through the mall, airport or down the street in his hometown (Glasgow, Scotland) or mine (San Jose, California)—we get confused looks that say, He can do better than her! 

When people say things out loud, their comments range from cruel (“Is he blind?” or “He’s only with you to get a green card”) to quips such as, “It’s great he can see past your looks” or “He’s so nice for being with you.” I usually respond, “He’s not doing me a favor—he’s my boyfriend!” 

-Article Excerpt

I love Gloria!

beautilation:

little known fact: I am a tea enthusiast and have at least two cups a day, one in the afternoon and one before bed. I too enjoy putting fresh petals in my tea and experimenting with what flower scent matches what taste best :3
beautilation:

little known fact: I am a tea enthusiast and have at least two cups a day, one in the afternoon and one before bed. I too enjoy putting fresh petals in my tea and experimenting with what flower scent matches what taste best :3

beautilation:

little known fact: I am a tea enthusiast and have at least two cups a day, one in the afternoon and one before bed. I too enjoy putting fresh petals in my tea and experimenting with what flower scent matches what taste best :3

aposse:

Dita Von Teese explaining my sexuality in four GIFs

(Source: imisser)

gwenlightened:

nutrifitblr:

goodbyeto265:

healthyessence:

wearitasawormstach:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

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fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

oh my god my blog is now complete

i think every fitblr needs this on their blog lol

OMG I forgot about Ridiculously Photogenic Guy!!!

LOLOL

I’m so glad this is back I can’t even

(Source: shendralar)

#myrichboyfriend

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