You train to look good. I train to kick your ass.

This chick I work with lost 30 lbs once a few years ago. So these are the tips she gives to people

“Once you’ve lost the weight you want you can start eating whatever you like again :) and just be sure to workout like twice a week and you’re all good! Also, if you want a booty you must do 20 squats a day!! Don’t forget!” I just laugh in her face but she doesn’t get it because its worked for her so obviouslllyyyyyy it’s good advice

Current leg status. #kittycuddles

The most exciting part of everyday happens within the first hour of waking up

Coffee and half of an avocado with my breakfast. Sighhhhb

I’m only down 1 pound this week

And I know why. Gym is on point as always so of course it means I’m fucking my diet. I’m doing tiny things every day so I can’t really complain about the slow progress. Lucky for me I have 3 months to go!

Sitting outside waiting for my gym to open is kinda my new hobby

Trying out the new wheels dan brought home today. Now I’m definitely ready for the pink grip tape @stiffysboardshop ….. #smoothride 😏

I hate my job. But I like being able to come in looking like a poo and picking out a new wardrobe to wear during every shift.

Start work at 330. Break at 4? Uh ok. Also they made me change into a whole new wardrobe when I got in lol. BUT LOOK WHO CAME TO SEE ME!! It’s Ali and Christina 😊

A couple more days and she’ll be ready to take the cone off. Until then though she is an overly attached boyfriend. 😼 #whyyousoobsessedwithme

Since getting rid of cable I just forgot about TV altogether. And now I’m 10 or so episodes behind on all my shows!!! So stoked!

My new job is really cool I'm meeting a lot of awesome people

Girl 1: I'm gonna buy Nike's so I start running!
Girl 1,2,3 and 4: LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Girl1: hahah oh man obviously I won't run
girl 2: you don't need to run just to buy Nike runners anyway.
Me: I hate everyone in this whole entire place.

My new job is really cool I'm meeting a lot of awesome people

Girl 1: I'm gonna buy Nike's so I start running!
Girl 1,2,3 and 4: LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Girl1: hahah oh man obviously I won't run
girl 2: you don't need to run just to buy Nike runners anyway.
Me: I hate everyone in this whole entire place.

(Source: hollow-anchors)

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